There are those stories that you never share with the outside world. Then there are some that you share with NO ONE! Especially your friends....
But this little revelation came to a friend of ours too little to late......The other day this friend was telling us about how his morning went. He's been staying out at his grandparents house the past few weeks. He's doing some work for them. He had gone into the bathroom to brush his teeth that morning, and after a few seconds he realizes that the tooth paste tastes funny...So he picks up the tube..And realizes he has been brushing his teeth with vaginal cream.. Not just any vaginal cream, but Grandma's......
I have no words to express the laughter at the thought of my friend with his mouth full of tooth brush and vaginal cream...I still can't stop laughing and it happened a couple of days ago. Now...We all do really dumb embarrassing things..But there are some things you don't go sharing with ANYONE! Especially us..We are his friends after all and as customary with friendships..It is our responsibility to make his life miserable with this information...Which we proudly do...
There will always be those little moments you wish you could forget in life...That trip and fall in front of everyone....Or you're dress tucked up into the back of your panty hose...But this one...YOU TELL NO ONE... This story you take to your grave.....
14 comments:
HAHAH! Pet him on the head and tell him it's all gonna be okay. Even though he'll never hear the end of it. And thanks to you it's on the internet for the whole world to know now! HAHAHA!
I think he's great for telling you, but I'd have taken it to my grave too. Oh yeah! I don't even know this guy but I'm definately telling my friend how I read about some guy brusing his teeth with Grandma's vaginal cream! I just hope she puts it on her fingers and not directly when applying!
Oh, and Jen, if I could, I'd get you that ticket. I know the feeling.
jenn
LOL LOL..What are friends for if not to put your most embarrassing moments on the internet? NOOO hes not going to hear the end of it..this is one of those stories that will be retold over and over again lol
Awwww Jenn, thank you for saying that about the ticket, I see why Adrian says youre so great!! : )
HAHAHHAHAH!!! That is funny!!
I could sleep no longer quietly in his situation. I permanently should think of a thing which Jenn has written. Put she the cream on her fingers or...
I can laugh about myself and have told my friends actually all embarrassing experiences.
What your friend has told, this I would tell nobody!
HAHAHAHAHAHA!
I know this guy that tripped over a spear on stage once in front of thousands of people...
OH WAIT- that story has already been told.
I had forgotten about that one Stu, thanks for refreshing my memory! : )
FOUR DAYS DUDE
Jen once again, a hilarious yet brilliant post. Thanks for telling everyone about my Grans cream. Geeeeeez.
I KEED I KEED, it wasnt really me guys. Or was it?
JgStephan
Someone suggested he ask grandma how she applied it..He didnt find that it as funny as we did..lol
Jef
Ahhh well...its medicinal...Ill just let it go at that...
I loved that line in 16 Candles about the birth control pills..I have a female friend who gave out a Midol once to a guy friend for a headache. Once he found out what he had just eaten he was thinking about his headach any longer..I guess that stuff really works..lol
Stu-man
I heard part of this story. But not the part about you triping over a spear. And you say these were half naked guys with spears huh??...Was Adrian in this pagent as well? You wouldnt happen to have any photos youd like to share would you?? (hehehehehe)
(Shhhhhhh it will be our secret)
Adrian
No one would have even known it was you if you handnt just told on yourself...I was trying to keep your name out of it...Well now that everyone knows...Lets see that white bright smile, how bout it? lol
(just kidding)
JEN: In connection with Stuarts lil spear story, yes there were half naked men involved and YES there were photos.
BUT
a) I was not a participant, but rather the Master of Ceremonies, which is GREAT news for all concerned cos:
b) I was a fatty.
However, should you wish to see semi-naked photos, Im sure we can arrange a trade?? : )
MWAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA!!
To be honest, I wouldn't want to know it either.
I imagine the question to his grandma: "Good morning granny, how did you use your vaginal cream?" HAHAHAHA!!!
Adrian, sorry buddy!
If you had written nothing, I would have never learned this.
Next week I write an post about my embarrassing experiences, so that you also can laugh about me.
However, these aren't so funny as your stories. ;)
JGSTEPHAN: lol!
I was only kidding buddy- it wasnt really me and my grans cream!!
But if it means you will tell embarrassing stories, then I will gladly go back to my lying ways...
DEUTSCHLAND UBER ALLES
that's haha funny at first but at the second time it is eeeeeeeeks
jenn, i was thinking what you were thinking ... about the fingers, but i was trying to surpress the thought of direct application.
ashpinash
Ewwwwwww pretty much sums it up..lol
illimitable voices
Its one of those images that theres not enough therapy in the world to get rid of isnt it? lol
jenniestar
Dont give him any ideas...
And the thought of Grandma needing strawberry lube...ewwwwwwww
i really like the new look for the blog. the eyes are nice.
illimitable voices
Thank you...I love Halloween!
Blog looks amazing...
(net soos jy)
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