Tuesday, August 22, 2006

The Devil Wears Lip Gloss

In case you had any doubts let me put them to rest. The Devil is very much alive here in the South and she wears lip gloss. When you first see her, you don't really notice anything notably different about her. In fact she could even be thought of as friendly and beautiful.

But make no mistake my friend, she is indeed a bunny boiler. Not just any ordinary bunny boiler. NOOO! She is what every other bunny boiler aspires to become. From her angelic batting of eye lashes, to her pouty glossed lips. She is perfumed, polished and perfectly clothed. No, she is not just any bunny boiler. She is their queen.

With her chameleon like personality, she adapts to her surroundings and to the people around her drawing them close to her. They feel they need to protect her, to do for her, to worship her. Because just as with every queen, she requires subjects or minion if you will. And as with every bunny boiler, she needs complete and total adoration from her friends and followers. As long as she is being adored and taken care of...You are one of the chosen. Should you stop fulfilling her constant need for attention, you will be cast aside and forgotten. If you're lucky.

If you should be unfortunate enough to fall in love with her. Just know there is no cure for her. No vaccine to make you immune to her self serving ways. So if you decide to become involved understand this...She is self centered, manipulative and at times vindictive. She is the human equivalent to tic tac toe....The only way to win is never to play the game.

If you see her coming your way do not be decieved into thinking she is just a harmless girl. If you refuse to listen to the warnings. Decide to ignore the lessons learned from the others that have come before you. Then do not be surprised when blinded by what you think is love turns out to be just another one of her manipulations and deceptions.


When you find yourself being run down, reduced to just another road kill. You dont have to ask who was driving the car that did you in. You will know.


If not, let me give you a hint....She was wearing lip gloss.

18 comments:

Anonymous said...

Wow! SOunds like one awful woman. ANyone you know? On a seperate note - will you ever participate in HNT. You are REALLY hot and that would be a treat;-).

Jen said...

Yes, actually it is someone I know of indirectly.

Im not sure what "HNT" is..so participation isnt possible.

Anonymous said...

Will you give us more background on this story? Some more details about why you chose to write about this "she-devil"?

HNT = Half Nekkid Thursday.

Jen said...

Anonymous

The fact she exists is enough reason to write about her. Seeing the tire tracks she leaves on her victims is enough reason. Knowing the pain she caused people I care about is enough reason.

If she reads this..sees herself and knows the comtempt I feel for her and her behavior..then all the better.

As far as HNT. Do you really get anywhere with that line? Just curious.

Anonymous said...

OUCH! Any good Bunny Boiler recipes?

Forzavryheid said...

MANY MANY MANY bunny boilers have been neutralised by adding a few eye drops to their drinks.

It doesnt matter HOW hot or "nice" people think you are- when you go running for the toilet with the squirts every couple of minutes, your "power" you once had is gone. FOREVER!!

Ahhhhh the power of visuals.

Jen said...

mammabear
Sorry no recipes.

Bunny boilers while attractive on the outside are usually tasteless and completely unapealing on the inside.

Not worth the time.



Adrian
I have never tried this approach. Its always been my past experience that while this will have some temporary results..

The true bunny boiler has a way of spinning almost any situation to her advantage. Putting herself in a postition of innocent victim and you in one of the cruel heartless aggressor.

So far the only solution I have seen is to expose them to the light, in hopes of warning off potential victims.

Just as with most dark things the light usually has a way of keeping them somewhat at bay.

Anonymous said...

Jen - Not trying to 'get anywhere'. I was just curious. You should take it as a compliment

Jen said...

Anonymous
No harm done. No offense taken. Please understand, I have a lot of guy friends. So I am no stranger to the ideas they come up with..such as HNT. But because I know them as well as I do..I understand how to take comments like that.

When a person comments annonymously...You dont even know for sure if they are male or female, let alone the intent behind a comment.

But since you said it was meant in a good natured way. Then I will accept that and say thank you.

Unknown said...

Hmmmm. I think I know her. Except she's never as hard on someone in a romantic rerlationship as she is on her "friends"- so maybe that doesn't count as a bunny boiler exactly...

Jen said...

Megan
Well if you didnt meet her..you might have met one of her followers. They are many and have similar traits.

They have no sense of loyalty when it comes to friendships. Unless it suits them to adopt that trait on a temporary basis. It never lasts long though.

Dont be decieved about the person in the relationship being treated better. Usually a bunny boiler is good to her partner only as long as that partner is fueling the fire that keeps her warm.

Once he no longer serves that purpose...And she can no longer see her own reflection in his eyes...His days are numbered.

Nothing left to do then but scrap him up with the shovel.

Drew said...

I knew that girl!

getting chills down my spine

Jen said...

Drew
Sadly it seems everyone knows her...or has met her..or knows someone who aspires to be like her.

But if its any comfort at all...They arent ALL bunny boilers.

exMI said...

HNT actaully is a thing that exists out there in blog land. I have seen it in other places although I can't recall where. (Must not have impressed me all that much)

I have known a few of these lip gloss wearers. What is real fun is to get two or more of them in the same organization and watch the chaos ensue......

Jen said...

exmi
I like the way you think. Turn them on each other and let nature take its course. Then before you know it problem solved.

Excellent idea!

I had never heard of HNT..I guess I must be living a sheltered life if I didnt know about Half Nekkid Thursdays.

Jess said...

maybe you could go up and punch her in the face... like get one good swing in.

welll that's what i would do at least.

Jess said...

... my well wasn't supposed to have 3 L's in it. see, this subject makes me so mad i have forget all typing skills, and have resorted to pounding on the keyboard.

Jen said...

PINKSandROSES
I know exactly how you feel. The thought of her gets me soooo...I cant even find the words to tell you!!!