Anniversary's, Kids and One Caped Crusader

We Made It and They don't Have A Name For It

I was listening to a local radio station a while ago..There is a guy who does a commentary during the lunch time..He tells stories like the one about the couple who had been married 80 years, so long they don't even have a name for the anniversary. I guess the first 50 years of marriage, its either paper or silver or gold and so on...But when you get to 80..They didn't see that one coming so they didn't name it. Besides I guess after 80 years of life together you have everything you need already. Maybe they should call it.. The Damn We Are Still Alive And Happily Married Anniversary. But what ever you want to call it they deserve congratulations and applause.


I Don't Know If I Believe This One

He also told of the family going on vacation..All the kids screaming and yelling because they wanted their happy meals...The parents are obviously stressed and not focused...Because at some point they put their infant child who is strapped in his baby carrier/car seat....On top the roof of the car. They get all the kids strapped in and then drive away. Until say 5 or 10 minutes later....OPPSSS seems like we have forgotten something...Oh yea the baby..Which as they realize was left on the top of the car...Well the frantic parents turn around and luckily for them there is Jr sitting in the center of the road still strapped in his car seat with out a scratch on him...Wow I have nothing to say to that.....Except I'm sorry MOM..



Batman Meet The Neighbors

Then there was the new neighbor....He just moves into his house...Its his first day, he's unpacking a few things, when he hears someone calling for help...."Help me please, Help me please, I think he's dead". HMMMM well, its coming from his new neighbors house so he goes and knocks on the door...No response, but he can still hear a woman calling for help. So the neighbor being a good guy breaks in the door...Follows the woman's voice to the bedroom...Where he sees what he finds out later is his next door neighbors wife tied to their bed completely naked...And she's calling" please help me I think he's dead"...The "he" in question is her husband...Who is laying on the floor wearing only a Batman cape and mask...Apparently....They were trying to spice things up with a little roll play...When Batman decides to jump off the dresser in their bedroom onto the bed...Hitting his head on the ceiling fan knocking him unconscious...The poor wife..Thinks he's been killed and here she is unable to get help or even confirm if her husband has gone to that big Bat Cave in the sky...I'm not against keeping things fresh and new...Especially between to consenting adults..But that's a really bad way to meet the neighbors.